"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”
no no no NO no no NONONONONononononONONKONONOONONNONONONONONONONONONONNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONON
this is not helping my general distrust of people…
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”.
There is literally never a time when I haven’t felt this. Even if I’ve bought stuff.
Train don’t give a fuck
CHOO CHOO MOTHER FUCKER SUCK MY DICK
~Dashing though the snow~
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
"But there are leaves on the tracks. Sorry. Leaves! They’re very dangerous. Stay home." - the UK
45 MINUTES TO GET ALL DRESSED UP WE AINT EVEN GONNA MAKE IT TO THIS CLUB